tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20712493.post115214155601756130..comments2023-10-25T05:08:48.111-07:00Comments on Yo! What's the haps?: I love to write letters. A lot.sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03518488727517635018noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20712493.post-1152418656728644962006-07-08T21:17:00.000-07:002006-07-08T21:17:00.000-07:00Oh, oh. What's this here? Looks like it might be a...Oh, oh. What's <A HREF="http://www.tokyo-blues.com/images/blogs/Aaron-Neville.jpg" REL="nofollow">this here</A>? Looks like it might be a 'side-tilted hat' of sorts. If Platy's theory is correct... I think I'm smelling some Summer's Eve.<BR/><BR/>~sheldonAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00326378686553869940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20712493.post-1152221889794050712006-07-06T14:38:00.000-07:002006-07-06T14:38:00.000-07:00Still can't call him a douchebag.Sure he has tatto...Still can't call him a douchebag.<BR/>Sure he has tattoos, but no self respecting douchebag would tarnish their self-proclaimed, oh-so beautiful mugs with one as he has.<BR/>So what does that make Miss Neville? A freak of nature? Absolutely!<BR/><BR/>Just not a douchebag.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20712493.post-1152216733417998932006-07-06T13:12:00.000-07:002006-07-06T13:12:00.000-07:00But he wears shirts that are OBVIOUSLY way too sma...But he wears shirts that are OBVIOUSLY way too small to contain his massive torso. <BR/><BR/>And he sings like a girl. And he holds the microphone oh-so-delicately. And he is stalking me, musically speaking. <BR/><BR/>Stalkers are douchebags. <BR/><BR/>Therefore... Aaron Neville is a douchebag. <BR/><BR/>PS: Dear everyone who is related to Platypus,<BR/><BR/>I hope you like Aaron Neville because I think Platypus wants to marry him. Enjoy your time with your new relative. <BR/><BR/>Sincerely,<BR/><BR/>Sarah<BR/><BR/>PPS: You look <A HREF="http://www.tattoos-by-design.co.uk/celebrities/images/neville1.jpg" REL="nofollow">here</A> and tell me he is not a douchebag. Note the tattoos.sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03518488727517635018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20712493.post-1152213373429744982006-07-06T12:16:00.000-07:002006-07-06T12:16:00.000-07:00Aaron Neville is not a Douchebag...These are the q...Aaron Neville is not a Douchebag...<BR/>These are the qualities of a Douchebag:<BR/>Hand gestures in photos, dead giveaway. Idiotic tattoos are a blatant sign, these include but are not limited to: barbed wire, native and chinese symbols. Side-tilted hats, and sleeveless shirts are a harbinger of douchebagginess also.<BR/>And let's not forget the addendum:<BR/>If you get your fashion tips and hair style by watching "Growing Up Gotti"<BR/>You're a Douchebag.<BR/>If you HAVE a hairstyle,<BR/>You're a Douchebag.<BR/>Conversely,<BR/>if you're a Connecticut, preppy, pink shirt wearing Kennedy wannabe,<BR/>You're also a Douchebag.<BR/>Upturned collar? Mini Jesus bling? Shaved and oiled chest?<BR/>You're most definitely a Douchebag.<BR/><BR/>Props to all those at Hot Chicks With Douchebags for the definition.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com