Monday, June 26, 2006

I am the colour of anger. The colour of furious.

Here is a simple math equation for you all to ponder. I will even give you the answer to make it super easy for you:

PALE WHITE GIRL + SUNNY BEACH ON HOT DAY = REALLY GODDAMN BAD FRIGGIN
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But you probably already knew that. Because you are all so smart, my pets. I also knew that, but apparently chose to ignore the facts and use the rebel yell. And now I'm friggin BURNT. Bright red. All over. It sucks. I look stupid. Tanned people are judging me. I hate being pale. You all suck.
Happy Monday! I love you all.
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2 comments:

  1. sarah11:59 AM

    That sounds like a good plan. Especially the ice cream part, since it's so FRIGGIN' HOT here right now. Thanks for the tips, lady!

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  2. Anonymous1:42 PM

    If you invite platypus to watch you could even make some dough.

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