Dear Pandora,
Remember when Dave first showed you to me and I thought you were super awesome because I made a radio station based around the song "Apache" by the Sugarhill Gang and it was effing amazing???? Yeah. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
Today I suddenly wanted to listen to the fantastic Peter Gabriel song "Shaking the Tree". So I made a station for it. I listened all day. You did not play "Shaking the Tree". In fact, none of the songs you played even sounded like "Shaking the Tree". I am very upset about this. Now I will have to go home and illegally download it from the internet and I am super pissed about it because it will probably take 12 years due to the shitty internet connection.
So really, I just have one question for you, Pandora. I think you really need to sit down and think about this long and hard before you come back with a stupid-assed technical nerd answer.
What the hell does WHAM! have to do with Peter Gabriel?
I love WHAM! (and who doesn't? That shit is fun.) but I do not want to hear it when I am trying to listen to SHAKING THE TREE. So until you can play me some Shaking the Tree, you can frig off, Pandora. Frig right the heck off.
Yours truly,
Sarah
Hey Sarah. I'm Etienne, COO at Pandora. I'm really sorry to hear you are having a bad experience with Pandora. I'd like to dig into this to figure out what happened. Please share the offending station with me (or send me an email) - etienne(at)pandora.com
ReplyDeleteI'll get right on that, boss of Pandora. Right after I take my unicorn out for ride. Unicorns need daily exercise, you know.
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