Darling, you have made me so happy today. Thank you for dumping that completely random waitress. It's time for you to move on. To me! A completely random unpaid blogger.
*sigh*
Seriously though. If you took me to the Oscars and were all, "Pick one of these Valentino gowns to wear. I love you more than anything in the whole wide world. Want to procreate?" I would TOTALLY NOT PICK THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A SOFA. This is my solemn promise to you.
Well maybe you will need to go to vegas to meet him.. or italy... Lets just hope he isn't put off by all Sarah's! Good Luck.
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