Saturday, September 08, 2007

Damnit, George!

Apparently George Clooney has a new girlfriend. Apparently the world is a cruel, cruel place.

Her name is Sarah. (MY NAME IS SARAH.) She is 28. (I AM 26.) She has a joe job... as a waitress. (I HAVE A JOE JOB.)


If there was ever a reason to start working out and putting on makeup in the morning, THIS IS IT.

1 comment:

Lydia said...

I think that's more of a reason to live in Las Vegas and dress like a slut...although he seems like the type who would be charmed by some scintillating conversation.