I'm just a girl... sitting in front of the computer... asking you to laugh at my jokes.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Secret secret. I've got a secret.
I really hope it is like this:
And then on the way home, I hope it is like this:
Please, oh please, oh please, oh pleeeeeeeeaaaasssse. But it is probably just real actual job training.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Dear lord, please let me see a powerpoint presentation soon...
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
How to drown out the sound of Celine Dion.
Works like a charm... you're darn right you can rock out on a keytar!
Money money, it isn't funny... when you're living in the rich man's world.
The bottom line is that I just don't make enough of it. Not nearly enough. I might as well get paid in actual peanuts... at least then I would always have food around. I have rent, car payments, insurance, cell phone, regular phone, cable and internet bills, visa and a student loan to pay off. And then I am still supposed to be able to eat afterwards. I suppose I can stop having fun altogether and never go out, never buy anything that is not edible and never eat at restaurants. Then I can afford to pay more in rent. That sounds like a pretty fun life, no?
I hate money. It gives me anxiety. If I am not careful, I might start getting anxiety attacks again. I really, really hate money. I guess now I just have to wait for my parents to win the lottery... because I certainly shouldn't be spending my precious pennies on lotto tickets. Grrrr.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Nerd alert, nerd alert!
For me, this genre is New Wave. I just can't get enough of it. (That was a subtle New Wave joke right there. You see? That is how nerdy I am. Are you starting to get it now?) I have this secret filing system in my brain that is able to categorize every New Wave hit I have ever heard. The other day at work a song came on the radio and I spazzed out. I suddenly blurted out, "OHMIGOD SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZE!" Maybe you don't think this is weird... but the song came out in 1980, the year before I was born and they were never crazy popular here like Duran Duran or anything. So why the heck would I know that? Because I probably heard it once when I was 2 and I somehow retained that information. That is messed up.
Does anyone have a brain like mine? Does anyone else in my age group know and love Squeeze as much as I do? Cause if you do, I think we need to hang out. I'm tired of using my knowledge to impress the 40+ crowd at work.
Here's the song that sparked the geek out in question. It's so friggin' good.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Take THAT, Hallmark!
2) It is Harrison goddamn Ford in a speedo.
Plus, Angus made me a card that says "YOU'RE ONE DAY CLOSER TO DYING!!" on the front of it in kindergarden writing, and Amanda gave me a photo snowglobe with a picture of me making the most unflattering and hilarious face ever captured on film.
Happy Birthday, random celebrities!
These stars were all born on July 20:
Rockabilly singer Sleepy LaBeef is 72.
Actress Diana Rigg (The Avengers ) is 69.
Bassist John Lodge of the Moody Blues is 64.
Country singer T.G. Sheppard is 63.
Singer Kim Carnes is 61.
Guitarist Carlos Santana is 60.
Drummer Paul Cook of the Sex Pistols is 51.
Actress Donna Dixon (Bosom Buddies ) is 50.
Country singer Radney Foster is 48.
Singer Chris Cornell (of Audioslave and of Soundgarden) is 43.
Guitarist Stone Gossard of Pearl Jam is 41.
Actor Reed Diamond (Judging Amy,Homicide: Life on the Street ) is 40.
Actor Josh Holloway (Lost ) is 38.
Singer Vitamin C is 38.
Actor Simon Rex is 33.
Actor Charlie Korsmo (Can't Hardly Wait,Hook ) is 29.
Actor John Francis Daley (Freaks and Geeks ) is 22.
Actress Billi Bruno (According to Jim ) is 11.
So am I! Plus I am younger than pretty much all of them. Woot! Also... SLEEPY LABEEF???? Ummmm, best name EVER!
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
26 is the new 45.
Today at work they were listening to the Mom station, and when "Wind Beneath My Wings" came on, I started asking myself very important questions...
Mostly "My god... what have I done?" (TO DESERVE THIS??? Bette Midler is among the most severe forms of punishment used in this country in modern times, you know.)
But seriously... how did I get here?
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Goodbye, cute city!
It's pretty fun living there sometimes. Mostly when you come home from work all grumpy and whatnot... and you open the gate to be greeted by a baby and a puppy! Then you start talking in your high voice and totally forget about the fact that you were grumpy up until 5 seconds ago.
Hence why I am so sad about the fact that cute city is moving away!
That's right, friends. The landlords are moving away! I really don't know how to feel about it. We kind of wanted to move anyways so this actually works out better for us in a way... but it's kind of bittersweet. They are seriously the best landlords ever. Not many people would be willing to come downstairs in the middle of the night to kill a mouse. Or come downstairs at 6am for the same reason. Or give detailed explanations of the exact species of ant that has been spotted in the vicinity of the house. Or give you free lettuce from the garden... or give you 3 bottles of wine at Christmas to make up for the fact that in November of that year you were totally at home and trying to sleep when there was a baby being born in their bedroom upstairs.
They are moving in October and I think that it is probably likely that we will end up moving as well. It just wouldn't be the same, living there with new people. I guess we all have to move on sometime, don't we?
So farewell, cute city! Good luck, and I will miss your smiling baby and puppy kisses. (Oh, and you too, grown ups! You're alright, kids.)
Monday, July 16, 2007
Careful, he's a hugger!
"Just so you know... he really likes to hug. A lot."
My dad is a serious hugger. My whole family is, really. I've never really thought about it as being all that strange... when you grow up in a hugging family, you just sort of assume that this is normal behavior. I remember thinking it was really weird when I came across friends whose families didn't hug. In my house, there was rampant hugging! All of the time! Are you sad? You need a hug. Happy? That qualifies for a hug. My dog even loves to hug me. I'm just kind of used to it.
I've really been thinking a lot about this lately... which lead to my discovery of this video:
This guy is a busker from Montreal who is a serious hugger. My family does not hug as much as this dude does. But watching it made me think about some interesting things...
Which of my friends are huggers and which aren't? Do I have friends that I hug and some that I have never, ever hugged? It sort of seems weird to me that I could have people that I consider to be good friends of mine that I have never hugged before. Is it weird? Have you really cemented your friendship with someone if you have never hugged them before? I've hugged people that I've just met. Is it crazy to hug someone you barely know? Would you ever hug a stranger?
Hugging sure is complicated for something that seems so normal to me! So friends, tell me your thoughts on hugging. I'd love to hear them.
*internet hugs*
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Robbie Williams... aka King of the Bongo
Allen provided backing vocals on the Basement Jaxx song "Lights Go Down" (from Crazy Itch Radio) and appears on tracks on Robbie Williams's latest album, Rudebox as example on the Manu Chao-cover "Bongo Bong And Je ne t'aime plus".
To which I responded with a loud "WHAAAAAAAAAT??????".
I read the sentence out loud to Lydia and she responded with a loud "WHAAAAAAAAT?????".
So I looked it up. And much to my surprise, I actually really liked it! I seriously thought it was going to suck harder than a Dyson (they never lose their suction, you know.) but it's pretty darn good!
There's no official music video for it yet, but you can watch this one for now, just so you can hear the song. Try not to dance around. I dare you!
He's just full of surprises, that one.
So close... yet so far away...
I guess I can just go home and stare at a wall... which is almost as awesome in the sense that is is totally NOT awesome AT ALL. So basically what I am saying here is that I didn't win and now I am grumpy to the extreme for real.
What a harsh diss on me! Mostly because the peeps that did win can totally afford to buy tickets... and I cannot, so it is an extra harsh diss because it reminds me of how I am ghetto poor. HOORAY FOR EVERYTHING!
Plus I did not see the cute boy on the bus this morning. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO SUCK?????
(PS: Being whiny and over dramatic is an excellent way to both make and keep friends!)
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Dang, it's like George Clooney hot outside today...
But not today. Today I am glad to be here... because someone had the good sense to equip this building with air conditioning. *ahhhhhhhhhh*
The morning heat also forced me to make a way early trip to the Starbucks for an icy treat... and I discovered the wonders of an iced vanilla brewed coffee. As far as Starbucks goes, that shit is cheap. Only $2.50 for a grande! Plus I added skim milk, so it's not crazy bad for me. Excellent. Say hello to my new summer beverage.
This may be the first day in the history of my life as a working adult that I actually don't want to go home... I'm so not looking forward to the sweaty bus ride home. Yuck.
You are darn right, Mr. Poindexter. Darn right.
***EDIT***
Okay, I just freaked myself out because up until 5 minutes ago I totally didn't realize that Buster Poindexter was actually David Johansen from the New York Dolls. No wonder he looked so familiar... this is just like the day I discovered that "Blinded by the Light" was a Springsteen cover. I feel like an idiot.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
And you can dance... for inspiration...
I LOVED watching this movie when I was little... mostly because I thought Madonna looked so rad in it. I still do! My favourite part is the club scene, when she is dancing to her own song... only it's not her song because she's not playing herself in the movie.
This musical is even crazier because it will be packed full of Blondie songs. I'll probably never get to see it, but this is one musical I would totally pay to see.
Yeah yeah yeah for giant bows and new wave dancing! (And for Aidan Quinn, who I think is kind of awesome.)
Monday, July 09, 2007
Whew! I feel so much better now...
Suddenly I don't feel so bad about spending so much time alphabetizing my CD's.
Heh. Physics camp...
Sunday, July 08, 2007
N.E.R.D.
Every once in awhile I get bored and decide to rearrange my CD collection. I have a ton of them, because I have kept every CD I have ever bought/had given to me/"borrowed" from my Dad. I'm not going to lie to you. I had made a frigging mess of it lately. They were scattered all over the place, and completely devoid of any sort of classification system. I finally got pissed off today when I couldn't find my frigging copy of Midnite Vultures. So I went to town.
Now, I know what you're thinking. Just alphabetize that shit and get it over with. It is not so simple! This is the kind of thing one really needs to think about. I once organized them all in chronological order, according to time of purchase! Mind you, it was a much smaller collection back then so it was easier. Frig if I remember when I bought/swiped them from the campus radio station!
I decided to go alphabetical for now... which ended up being the easiest way... but also the most shameful.
There is a Bush album (Deconstructed... I HAVE THAT???) right beside my London Calling CD.
Don't worry. I'm going to go kick my own ass right now. Damn my 16 year old self!
Saturday, July 07, 2007
A cute boy with a cute accent, singing a cute song WITH HIS EYES CLOSED while a video of frolicking baby animals plays in the background. It makes me melt.
It also makes me feel kind of pervy because he's only like, 20. But really, can you blame me? His name is Paulo Nutini and he's Scottish! It's such an awesome trick!
You can thank the flux capacitor for that one...
DAVE: *blah blah blah, makes joke about someone's mom*
ME: (speaking in fake British accent, which is actually pretty good) "Oh, shut up you tosser."
DAVE: "Did you just call me a tosser?"
ME: "Indeed, I did."
DAVE: "HAHAHA! That's awesome. Oh wait... SHUT UP!"
(This carries on for bit.... 5 mins later...)
*Dave's mobile rings... his ringtone is "American Psycho" by Treble Charger*
ME: Ummmm... Dave, 1999 is calling, you'd better answer that!"
*Hysterical laughter and mad props courtesy of Amanda and Seth... and me.)
Damnit, I'm awesome.
Friday, July 06, 2007
Memory *mostly* full (of crap).
1) When I was 3 or 4 I was sick one day and couldn't go to preschool. I was pretty pissed off about having to stay in bed. My mom felt bad, so she brought our teeny tiny little black and white Grenada TV into my room, and we spent the morning watching scrambled up episodes of Mr. Dressup and Sesame Street. I'm pretty sure we got a 21 inch colour TV like 2 days later. I love my mom.
2) When I was 5 my brother and I were watching Magnum PI (I really liked the theme song) when he turned to me and said, "Magnum PI is a gaylord!". I'm pretty sure he didn't know exactly what that meant, because he turned around and started watching again. I wonder what my mom was thinking when I came up to her a few mins later and said, "Jason just called Magnum PI a gaylord! What does that mean?" (I think an appropriate answer would have been "BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!")
3) I loved watching Family Ties and thought that Alex P. Keaton was the coolest dude EVER. I loved him. I wanted to be like him. My hopes were crushed years later when I found out what a Republican was.
4) I used to watch Muchmusic ALLLLLLL day. This is where I discovered reruns of the Monkees! My mother came to regret exposing me to it after I saw the Christmas episode when Davy got knocked off a ladder, clung onto the Christmas tree and sent the whole thing falling over. Why did she regret it? Because I thought it was SO FUNNY that I had to replicate it by standing on the corner of the couch and falling onto the cushions like 70 times a day for years afterwards.
And now you can share the memories with me...
Heh. Nice shorts, gaylord. (Just kidding. I love Tom Selleck.)
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Who needs the Kwik E Mart?
I dooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Last night Kelly was nice enough to drive Lydia and I out to Coquitlam (or the Coq, as I like to call it.) to visit the Kwik E Mart! I highly recommend checking it out, mainly for the sweet photo ops and the fact that there are like, 9 different flavors of Squishees. (Dr. Pepper AND Root Beer included! Yessssssssss!)
Check out Kelly's Flickr for more sweet photos of our adventure. Including one of the man the dudes outside in the lineup called "a real-life Apu". Actually, before he even said that, I was talking about how I was sort of worried that basically any person of Indian descent who happens to work at a 7-Eleven is probably about 100% more likely to get harrassed by drunk kids wanting them to say "Thank you, come again!" due to this whole promotion. Let's hope that doesn't happen.
IMG_1498.jpg Originally uploaded by Jeffery Simpson
Oh, Ralph.
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
She's turning up the heat...
Karaoke party at my house! Good lord, did this make me laugh. I love Loverboy.
I've waited hours for this...
It's a good song, isn't it? IT WILL BE EVEN BETTER WHEN I SEE IT LIVE AND IN PERSON FROM MY AWESOME SEATS THAT I JUST GOT THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy crap, am I excited about this show. Lydia and I have AMAZING seats... row 15 at the corner section! I might cry a little. October 9th can not come fast enough. I am filled with glee right now. GLEE!