Monday, May 11, 2009

Just do it.

Things you could do today, if you felt like it:

  • Listen to Stars and then have makeouts.
  • Listen to Stars and then think about having makeouts.
  • Eat a piece of cake.
  • Eat a banana.
  • Misdiagnose yourself with something by looking it up on the internet.
  • Hike up your tights in front of a glass wall.
  • Slouch a lot.
  • Partake in nasal irrigation.
  • Steal someone's pen.
  • Smell a flower.
  • Take some allergy medicine.
  • Build a rocket ship.
  • Smile at someone who is a total jerk.
  • Go to sleep whenever you feel like it because you are a grown up, goddamnit.

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