Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Super crazy party fun time!

As a 25 year old single gal, people seem to think that I go home every night and party it up, sorority-style. I don't know why they think this, but they do. Yesterday I sought to prove them right. That's right. I decided to party on a Monday. So I did. With these guys:















YEAH! FUCKING AQUAFIT!!!!!

It was seriously awesome. Jess and I were the youngest ones there, so compared to the 60 year old ladies I kind of felt like maybe I looked okay in a swimsuit. Here is a list of reasons why aquafit is so goddamn awesome:

  1. You can make new friends who can probably teach you how to knit or cook a turkey.
  2. There is an awesome soundtrack comprised of 90's dance hits (I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!) and Barry White.
  3. Your workout comes complete with super gay aerobics instructor who cannot stop smiling and is so enthusiastic that he jumps in the pool with his shoes on.
  4. It is actually kind of an intense workout.
  5. When you make jokes the old people think you are hilarious.
  6. You get an extra workout for your abs due to all the laughing you will do.

So basically what I am saying is that there really is no downside to this aquafit business. SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO IT. You won't be sorry. Until next time...

I'll see you bitches at the Y!

4 comments:

platypus said...

That one there in the pink is HAWT! So the hawt...drool.

sarah said...

Finally you are interested in someone closer to your own age... I was wondering when that was going to happen.

OHHHHHHH BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

platypus said...

Mad props. I bet she puts out.

sarah said...

Puts her back out, yeah. From sneezing.