Today whilst at a work related event where drinking is encouraged (and paid for... yes, I get those.) I had at least three people make the same comment to me. It struck me as slightly odd. Here is what they said:
"Sarah? Get mad? Be angry? I can never imagine that happening!"
The first time I responded with, "Wow. Do I never talk to you at work? Cause I am always pissed off. Like, seriously all the time."
"Really? I never see it. You always look happy and seem to be in a good mood."
"Wow, I must hide it REALLY well, cause I'm effing MISERABLE."
Then they all laughed... because I am hilarious.
I kind of thought that I had been making it pretty obvious how pissed I was. Oh well. The awesome thing I learned here is that people seem to think I'm rather pleasant and nice. So when I blindside them with my cruel manipulations and evil schemes it will be so much more enjoyable... because they will have never seen it coming. MUAHAHAHHA!
PS: Here is a hilarious random quote I overheard at some point in my day, said by a lady:
"I hate that guy. I'd like to pull his scrotum up over his head. That'll teach him."
Wow. Graphic. I'd never even say that.
1 comment:
That is the best blog post title ever.
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