ANYWAYS, due to my lack of vacationing I am always a little bitter when I have to hear people talk about their awesome vacations. I have a standard reply for these occasions. It's kind of a one-size-fits-all reply. It works for everything! Or so I thought. Here are some examples:
(Last year) Angus: "I'm going to Mexico!"
Me: "Mexico, Schmexico!"
(A week ago) Craig: "I'm going to Vegas!"
Me: "Vegas, Schmegas!"
(Last year) Lydia: "I'm going to Europe!"
Me: "Europe, Schmurope!"
However, today I ran into a problem.
Angus: "I'm going to Hawaii!"
Me: "Hawaii, schm - oh shit! That doesn't work!"
What the hell am I supposed to say about Hawaii??? If you are aware of any really sucky things about Hawaii, please share them with me so that I may bring something to the table. It would be helpful if some sort of rhyme was involved.
For now, I guess I am going to have to go with "Hawaii? Meh. You haven't lived until you've been to the majestic farming communities of Northern Idaho."
1 comment:
Well, they do have volcanoes. And eat a lot of spam. You should just find a bargain and go somewhere...
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