I feel like a jerk because it is Earth Day and I have spent the entire day in the office in front of this energy sucking computer.
I am sorry, Dr. Suzuki. I'm not going to lie to you.
After work I fully intend to drive my fuel efficient car to the grocery store so that I may purchase foods that were shipped in from California. Then I will take those foods and prepare them on my electric stove top, thereby sucking up more energy. I'm also going to watch television. But I'll totally turn the lights off when I do that last one. Also, I took out the recycling this morning, and bought a new Sigg water bottle. Plus I am going to reduce carbon emissions for 10 seconds by holding my breath.
Are we still cool? I hope so. I love you.
1 comment:
What's the new Sigg look like?
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