Tuesday, September 30, 2008


So here's the awesome way I started my morning today.

It took me a million years to get dressed because I hated everything I put on. When I finally got dressed, I really only had time for a quick breakfast. So I pulled a frozen bagel out of the freezer. I was using a butter knife to try and pry the sucker apart when suddenly the knife slipped and shot right up my arm, leaving a long cut on my forearm. THANK GOD IT WAS ONLY A BUTTER KNIFE. It was really just like a scratch, but I put a bandage on it just so it wouldn't get irritated during the day.

So now I'll have to explain the bandage on my wrist to people. Which is funny in the most horrible way possible. I always injure myself in the most embarrassing ways. Yay!


brie said...

If it's any consolation, this morning I slept through my alarm, raced around getting ready and then went outside to find my car door ajar 'cos some jerks broke in (I keep my car EMPTY btw). One of those days, I guess.

sarah said...

Yikes! People are such jerks.

My outfit is totally unflattering as a result of the issues this morning. I really think I would look way cuter all the time if I were allowed to wear some goddamn jeans anytime I wanted to, as opposed to this "casual Friday" bullcrap. GAH!