Friday, September 19, 2008

Relax. Don't do it.

That is what I kept repeating to myself all day. I was telling myself not to start screaming my face off in a fit of rage.

I kept it together. I knew I would be able to, since this morning I managed to pick out a fairly cute "Who me? I'm not bloated and homicidal today. EVERYTHING IS COOL, MAN." outfit. I even smiled at someone!

Yayyyyyyyy. Now to go home, have some tea and take a muscle relaxant. All I have to say about that is, "FUCK YEAH."

1 comment:

brie said...

I have been bloated since I foolishly ate a piece of licorice this morning at 11am. Red licorice. I've spent a lot of time trying not to fart while sitting at my computer. And also in agony. I can't wait to get home and take my pants off.