Monday, February 06, 2006

Liar, Liar, pantalones on fire!

The new Conservative cabinet was sworn in today, and it is full of jerks. But you probably already knew that. There are two very interesting stories that have come out of this, and I will share them with you now.

One of the new cabinet ministers wasn't even a Conservative until today. His name? David Emerson. He's now the Minister of International Trade. He is the MP for my riding. The people in my riding (NOT ME!!!) elected him... as a LIBERAL. He jumped ship PDQ, after he realized that being in the non-governing party SUCKS, and probably was on the phone to Mr. Harper by 7:15 pacific time that night to offer his congratulations and secure himself a sweet deal for jumping ship. What a prick. I think that his new job title is technically "Minister of International BULLSHIT"! I wonder how long until the good people of this riding revolt and we will get a sweet by-election... does next Tuesday sound good to you? Awesome. See ya there!

The other interesting story here is actually only interesting because it's funny. It's no surprise that Stockwell Day got a position in the Conservative Cabinet. That dude pretty much has a lock on his seat in the BC Interior... though I will never understand WHY! ANYWAYS... his new job is the Minister of Public Safety!! That's hilarious on SO MANY LEVELS!! If you think about it, it really does make sense... since his main concern seems to be saving us all from ourselves.

So that's why I'm mad TODAY... but things are already looking up. I have brought a delicious lunch to eat. I think it is going to rock a little bit hard.

I do, however have one thing to say to Mr. David Emerson. In the immortal words of Jeff Spicoli...


That'll teach you to rip up my class schedule, jerkwad.

That is all.

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