Monday, February 11, 2008

Livin' la vida lame-o.

Much like a certain species of crab and several disciples of a guy named Herman, I too have decided to become a hermit.

Temporarily.

This is not because I hate people (though sometimes I do) or because I fear the outside world (though sometimes I do)... it is because I am ghetto poor. For serious!

I suppose I could spare some cash for social occasions... but whenever I do that it seems to add up without me really noticing. Then I look at my bank account and I'm all, "Where the eff did my money go? OH YEAH, IT IS IN MY TUMMY BECAUSE I SPENT IT ON FOOD, BEER AND COFFEE."

So I have decided to kick it grown up stylez and put my money towards the things it really should be going to. This means that I am basically not going to go out anywhere... ever. Unless of course it is a special occasion. I will temporarily be bored out of my tree whilst I put the old cable tv to good use, but in the long run I will be a happier, less anxious person. Yay me! (groan)

So if you ask me to hang out and I say no, just know that it's not you... it's my goddamn bank account. Don't take it personally. I still enjoy your friendship.

I've got the skillz... now I just have to pay the billz. Word.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Sarah - my name is Doug. Sorry to hear you are out of cash. My job sucks lately and I feel like kicking it old-school style and drinking a belly full of beers. If you tell me funny stories I will buy you all the beer and food your 80% evil little heart desires.

Mina said...

She is more like 85% evil... doug, whoever you are.

Anonymous said...

85% evil sounds WAAYYY better than just 80% evil. My offer still stands.

sarah said...

Well, that would be a good offer if we were actual buddies in real life...but alas, you are a stranger from the interwebs, which makes that offer slightly weird. Harrrrrrrr.

Anonymous said...

ouch - that rejection suggests you may be closer to 90% evil. You mean everything on the interweb isnt real life? Now I really need that beer...

Mina said...

Just a little weird!