Wednesday, August 27, 2008

*wink wink*

Today I was sitting at my desk making faces at the computer screen (as I normally do) when I tried to wink with my left eye. I can't do it. When I try to do it, it just looks like I am squinting. What the heck? Why can't I wink with both eyes?

Can you? Try it. Go ahead, I'll wait.

*waiting*


Well, can you?

My new task is to teach myself to wink with my left eye. You never know when that sort of thing might come in handy. You know, like if you were trying to wink at a cute guy and he like... couldn't see your right eye for whatever reason, so you had to wink with the left one. And because you had trained yourself to be so very versatile, he totally saw it and BAM! the next thing you know you are like, married or whatever. So you know. That's probably something I'm going to thank myself for in the future. You can never be too prepared, right? Right.

1 comment:

All Mod Cons said...

If he can't see your right eye, then a blink would be ok. It would look like a wink. Although, he might just assume that you're blinking because of said obstruction to your right eye. In which case, even if you could wink with both eyes the meaning would be lost.

I'd opt for the *nudge nudge* approach. Can't go wrong with a nudge.

Unless you're too far away, in which case it'd just look like you're flailing your arms around.