Today my regular Monday morning meeting went way longer than usual. Possibly because we were missing two people, and without said individuals the rest of us are unable to focus on the task at hand without yelling at each other to shut up and make jokes every 3 seconds.
So basically what I'm saying is that it was the greatest meeting we've had in AGES! Here is but a small taste of the festivities:
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*WHACK*
ME: Owwwwwwwwwwwww!
OTHER GUY: What the hell?
ME: I totally hit my head.
PLATYPUS: HAHAHAHAHA!
ROB: Be careful. (laughs at me again)
ME: *makes a whiny noise*
PLATYPUS: Okay, back to the list. Who is doing *insert name of task here*?
ME: Erm, I believe your mom was handling that one...
PLATYPUS: What? (laughs for a bit) What?
ME: (laughing my face off) I don't even know. I seriously don't even know.
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This sort of thing went on for ages and many excellent jokes were made at the expense of others who were not in the room.
Ahhh, good times.
PS: I just overheard a hilarious conversation in the hallway. One dude was making fun of the other dude for being old. They laughed it up for awhile... the guy who was doing the mocking said, "I'm just kidding. Have a good day, buddy!" That was met with a, "Thanks, you too... ya jerk..."
The small things in life really are the most amusing.
I'M SO TOTALLY GOING HOME NOW. Peace out... ya jerks.
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