Thursday, May 01, 2008

The zing of the day!

Said by me, to my computer screen with severely angry eyes and and a growly, menacing tone in my voice in response to an email I received:

"You stupid, STUPID LITTLE MAN! I'm going to squeeze your stupid little head until it explodes and your stupid little brain goes flying everywhere in a million little pieces. Then I will make your family members clean it up. JERK!"

I think this really showcases my evilness wonderfully. I really went the extra mile by including the family.

I love how I can get away with saying horrible things like that and people think it's funny. It's a talent, I suppose.

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