Friday, June 06, 2008

Confessions.

There are a couple of things I've been wanting to tell you for some time now, but I just didn't know how to say it... so I'm just going to say it:

When I am at work and I need to alphabetize things I sometimes have to run though the alphabet song in my head to figure shit out.

Also, I cannot do simple arithmetic in my head. I start to panic, and my mind goes blank. Numbers make me terribly nervous. Hence why I will ask you a thousand times to make sure I am tipping appropriately.

One more thing. Every once in awhile I catch myself watching reruns of 7th Heaven and other assorted religious programming. Mostly because despite the seriousness of the messages they are trying to convey, I find it super hilarious. Especially that anorexic looking lady who sits behind a news desk. I don't get it, but man do I love it.

I know this is a lot to take in, but I hope we can still be friends. Please?

PS: While I'm at it, I might as well tell you that I sort of think Phil Collins is awesome. Not that Disney balladry bullcrap, but the hardcore shit he used to do. You know... like Sussudio. Heck yes.

2 comments:

Mina said...

You arn't alone... I have to sing the alphebet song sometimes too, and well as you know I totally can't do any math in my head inless its 2+2. Lets blame mom and dad, they should have helped us with our homework more.

P.S. Phil Collins is grrrrreat.

Lydia said...

Have you heard that This American Life story where she writes a love song to deal with her break-up and talks about it with Phil Collins? It's real. It's pretty fun.