Friday, January 23, 2009

Ohhhh! Milk was a bad choice!

In this case, Dr. Pepper was a bad choice.

You see, what happened was that I had a coffee this morning because it's totally Friday and that's like, WHAT I DO ON FRIDAYS so I had a coffee. Then I got to work and it was Rob's 50th birthday, so being the mature grown up he is, he requested a Pizza Pop lunch which also included the following: Dr. Pepper, Twinkies and Sun Chips. So ANYWAYS, I totally ate some Sun Chips and like 2 Pizza Pops (those things are small! Don't judge me.) and had like 2 cups of Dr. Pepper, because IT WAS DR. FREAKING PEPPER, you know? I love that shit.

Then I started to feel weird. Like really nervous. So I turned around in my chair and was all, "Yo. Guys. Does Dr. Pepper have caffeine in it? BECAUSE I AM FREAKING OUT OVER HERE SO I SORT OF THINK IT DOES."

As it turns out, it does.

So, yeah. I suppose those who are hyper sensitive to caffeine should probably not consume mass freaking quantities of it. Because then you will speak/write exclusively in run on sentences and use caps lock FOR NO REASON and everyone will think you are crazy, but you aren't you really just had too much Dr. Pepper.

Rookie move.

1 comment:

Billie Rock said...

Best birthday lunch ever!! I'm hungry