Wednesday, January 21, 2009

An open letter to Microsoft Word

Dear Microsoft Word,

I know that you go out of your way to be helpful, but I think you should know that there is such a things as being TOO helpful. You are always there to point out potential spelling and grammatical errors, which I do very much appreciate. HOWEVER, I would really appreciate it if you would keep your font preferences to yourself.

Allow me to be frank with you: when I say "ARIAL 12 POINT BOLD", I mean "ARIAL 12 POINT BOLD". I don't care how many times you try to change it, I will always mean "ARIAL 12 POINT BOLD".

I assure you, I will never, EVER, mean "Times New Roman 10 point regular". Ever. Seriously, dude. NEVER.

Let this letter serve as notice to you, Microsoft Word. Your reign of terror is OVER. TIMES NEW ROMAN IS THE SHITTIEST FONT EVER AND I WILL NEVER USE IT SO JUST GIVE UP ALREADY.





Anonymous said...

All I have to say is , LOL.

brie said...

I think you should get "ARIAL 4 LIFE" tattooed across your belly, rapper-style!

Anonymous said...

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