What, like you've never seen a girl breathing into a paper bag before?

What did you do today? Here's what I did:

Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup. *pause* ...
Yay, they are gone! ...
Hiccup.
DISS.
Hiccup.

SERIOUSLY. The hiccups are the friggin WORST! I have had them off and on all day. People have tried unsuccessfully to scare me, I held my breath, sat at my desk breathing into a paper bag for 10 mins... and no luck!

The only thing that manages to make it go away is the mystical powers of one of my coworkers. Seriously. He cured them twice just by being there. I think he secretly controls the universe or something. It's crazy. It is very handy to know someone who cures hiccups... but what the heck am I going to do if they come back when I am at home?

I gotta get that dude on speed dial.