Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Dating well outside the age limits...

...would only happen for one man. George Clooney. He's 20 years older than me. Normally that would be kinda gross. In his case, it's kinda HOT. I just watched him on the Barbara Walters Special. He is a total fox.

He is also a total smartass. As am I. Which is why we would be perfect for each other.

Yo, Clooney. Call me.

I'll be a smartass.

You will love it.

We will never get married and live happily ever after.

I will also partake in the mockery of Brad Pitt for sport, as you appear to enjoy that.

I am out of clever things to say.

Good Night.

(and good luck!) *zing!*

PS: Flirting with George Clooney would be intense. INTENSE. We would both be incredibly witty and throw mild insults at each other. It could go on for days. So hot. SO HOT!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Date me, I'm 40 and much, much easier to land than old Clooney.