Monday, March 06, 2006


So far, Ninja Monday is going amazingly. I ended up wearing all black, and I didn't even think about it! How amazing is THAT? I guess I just have the mad ninja skills in me. I don't even have to try. You might be wondering how everyone else in the office is responding to the concept of Ninja Monday. The reaction is exactly how it should be... they don't have a clue! That's right, nobody here even suspects that it is Ninja Monday.

Before you get all up in my grill about how since I am the only participant, Ninja Monday actually is a failure... you must think about this first. I said that NOBODY SUSPECTS A THING. That is actually the whole point. If everyone knew that today was Ninja Monday and I was being a ninja, then I'd be a really shitty ninja, wouldn't I? Ninjas must operate secretively. Incognito. So that nobody suspects a thing. And they don't. Which is why my skills are so solid. SOLID!

Speaking of solid performances, how awesome are the Rolling Stones??? I have been listening to them non-stop on my totally old school mp3 player (seriously, I might as well be listening to tapes on a fucking WALKMAN.) and it is fantastic! Every time I hear "She's So Cold" it makes me think of that time on the Simpsons when Homer went to Rock 'N Roll Fantasy Camp and Mick was teaching them how to walk like a rooster.

I don't think I need to tell you how awesome this is.

Classic. The Rolling Stones phase is turning out to be WAY more fun than my Roxy Music phase ever was!

That is all for now. If you tell anyone about Ninja Monday I will judo chop your head off.

Or I could punch you in the fucking throat, since I know how.

Watch yourself!

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