Thursday, August 31, 2006

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

NEIL Diamond, that is.

I heard lots of the ND at work today and it made me so very happy. Despite the fact that I have been retardedly (shut up, I can make up words if I want) busy all day and will be even busier tomorrow. AND I also lost 3 coin tosses in a row to Platypus, so that means I have to do some of his work. That is SUPER lame because I am way busier than he is already. (You know it's true, so don't even TRY to argue with me, fool!)

AND... he just called me a dumbass about 4 times in the past 10 mins. THAT IS THE LAST TIME I DO YOU A FAVOUR!!!!

Forgive me, friends, for I am a little wound up at the moment. Tomorrow will be party time for sure, as I intend to start the day with a fucking huge coffee and end it with a fucking huge beer. Because that is how we do it up around here. With hyperactive drunkeness.

It is almost time for me to go home. I think this is spectacular. And I think you are spectacular. (Unless you are Platypus, in which case you are most certainly NOT spectactular because you called me dumb.)

You are the weakest link, GOODBYE.

1 comment:

platypus said...

I didn't call you dumb...I called you dumbass.
Ok, so maybe I did call you dumb...but I have proof of it. Tickle Inc IQ test anyone?