Sunday, August 20, 2006

The one when I fall a little bit in love with a guy on the street.

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that I am being totally rediculous because you can't possibly just fall in love with a guy that you see on the street. Especially when that guy is like... the same age as your dad. (Hold back on the EWWWWWWW for a moment.)

But it can happen. Under one circumstance in particular...

It can happen when the guy in question is Pierce Brosnan.

Steph had called me earlier to say that she had just seen Pierce riding past her on a bike. I was totally jealous because I always miss out on things like that. So imagine my delight when for no reason I decided to pop into the art gallery gift store... and I turn the corner to go in through the side entrance... and he is sitting on the bench right in front of me. He was talking on the phone, and as soon as I heard his voice (which is terribly HOT, btw) I kind of freaked out. I was proud of myself for managing to play it totally cool. Even after I saw him the second time on the way out. (My inner voice was saying something like, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!")

Let me tell you ladies, the dude is HOT. Especially for a man his age. (NOTE: Watch The Matador. You will not be sorry. He has a gut and wears a speedo. It is hilarious!) It is kind of frightening. I am not supposed to have anyone in the "over 40" crowd on my hot list. Shit, I must be getting old. But I can honestly say, I totally dig the salt and pepper hair thing.

When I am 40, I will be in heaven when I am hanging out with my peers. But until then, I guess I will just have to invest in 25-30ish age group and wait 15 years for the big payoff. I suppose it's worth it.


Anonymous said...

old people are hot, especially moms.

Anonymous said...

Hey cockles, who's Mom? Platyapuses?