Friday, August 11, 2006

Do you know him? Does he call you at home?

If you are inquiring about one Samuel L. Jackson, then yes. And yes.

That's right kids, today whilst working away I received a voicemail. Who was it, you ask?


He called me to encourage me to go see his new film, Snakes on a Plane.

He said it is probably the best movie ever.

He told me to walk out of my boring office job, stop wasting time surfing the internet and for god's sake stop fussing with my fancy hairdo (or hair don't as he called it) and get in that tin can that I call a car, go pick up my co-pilot Dave and GO SEE SNAKES ON A PLANE!

Then he threatened my life in a mild manner and said goodbye.

It was the most amazing thing I have ever had happen to me. And I would like others to have the same awesome experience of being BFF with Sam Jackson.

So here you go, lover:

It will rule your life, fo sheez.

PS: I won some tickets to go see David Gray! Woot! I love free stuff. To the extreme for real.

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