Hey! What is up? You know what is not awesome? How I totally was at the damn bottom of the football pool this week! It was my first try and I honestly thought I would do better.
Seriously. It was that bad. It was the kind of bad where they don't tell you how many you actually got right because if they do it would crush your will to live. It is that embarrassing.
Some might say it is a wonder I am even willing to try it again this time. But my momma didn't raise no quitter. SO I'M BACK, BABY!
Before I continue I need to get something out of the way. I hope you don't mind...
*ahem*
Dear CBS Sports Football "Experts",
Fuck you. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Thank you so much for the shitty advice. I hate you.
Sincerely,
Sarah
But don't worry kids. I'm not throwing away the $2 this week. I've got a new plan. A plan that does not involve CBS Sports in any way whatsoever. Those fuckers.
1 comment:
ask dad, he watches a lot of football on weekends.
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