Thursday, January 04, 2007

An open letter to January.

Dear January,

You used to be cool. What the frig happened? We have only been back together for 4 days, and you have made these 4 days COMPLETELY MISERABLE. You teased me by letting me win $40 at the casino after midnight and then you stole my joy. You stole my goddamn joy. So basically what I am saying here is that I am totally pissed at you right now. I am officially giving you 27 days to make it up to me. So get on that. Woo me, January. Make me love you again.


PS: It should be noted that I really like marshmallows, fancy jelly beans and shoes.


Anonymous said...

I like handbags, peanut butter and jam sandwiches and degrassi.

Anonymous said...

You crack me up, Sarah.

Anonymous said...

I see...this is the type of blog a girl with no boyfriend would write. And how do I know that?....its the way you address January and ask it to be all cool and special to you. Like somehow it owes you something. Is that what you call a positive attitude? Je croi que non...
It is probably they way you are with boys too. "You have 27 days to be nice to me" Boys cringe at this sort of stuff. And if your witty retort is "I actually do have a boyfriend" then, here's some news. He's gay!

The blog terrorist attacks again!!!

Anonymous said...

Actually, I think your blogg is kinda funny. I took the liberty of being sarcastic on my previous comment. Have the happiest of Januaries, and the straightest of boyfriends! ;)