Thursday, January 12, 2006

Feelin' the Love.

Yo! So I am totally feelin' the love. Mostly cause everyone says I'm funny and I tend to agree with that sentiment... so I get the joy of both receiving praise AND the joy of being right! Awesome. But there is another reason. It is because I am in love. With NyQuil.


SERIOUSLY. That shit is CRAZY!!! Before I go to bed I am all sneezy and stuffy and I generally feel like crap. But then I take the NyQuil. And then I pass out. And then I can't remember anything because I am sleeping. And then I wake up in the morning and I'm all, "Wow, I don't even remember falling asleep!" And that, my friends, is magic. Beautiful, wonderful, magic.

If NyQuil was a person, I may have romantic feelings towards it (him). I imagine that NyQuil the guy would be fantastically good looking and rich. That's nice.

So what if maybe I just took some more NyQuil... don't judge me! It's not a problem. I can handle it, man. Just relax. RELAX.


I love you, NyQuil!

Sarah + NyQuil = BFF.

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