Sunday, January 22, 2006


So, tomorrow is election day!!! I am excited. I totally love voting. I love voting like I love... chocolate. And I effing LOVE chocolate.

I am very worried though. I worry that y'all might Eff it up. Please don't eff it up. PLEASE DON'T. For the love of puppies and babies and cute little old grandparents DON'T EFF IT UP!!!

That's all I have to say about that. For now... MUAHAHAHAHA!

I like evil laughs.

On a side note, I am half watching "Matchstick Men" on television, and I would like to point out that a) Nicholas Cage is frickin' WEIRD and b) Sam Rockwell is pretty attractive. I have never really paid all that much attention to Sam Rockwell, but I should have been. He is way hot.

ANYWAYS, I am excited about the CBC election coverage. This is for several reasons. They have so many different people involved in their coverage... it's INSANE! You should totally watch it. Plus, two of my boyfriends will be on, which is a pretty good reason to watch.

I am very distracted by this Matchstick Men movie... its freakin' weird! Have you seen it? It's effed up. I am confused because I have not been watching this the whole time. Damnit. Now I won't be able to go to bed until I have seen the end. Shit. I hate you, Nicholas Cage. You and your weird little movies!

What have I even been talking about this whole time? I apparently have a short little span of attention. (You get 10 points if you can tell me where that line comes from. If you are a boy who knows the answer, you might get 10 points and a date. But I make no promises, friends.)

The movie is back on. Apparently, Monsigneur Cage now sells carpets. What a fool. FOOL!!!
I think this movie is ruining my life. I think I need to go to bed now.

Goodnight, and good luck.


1 comment:

Embot said...

The line is from 'call me al' by paul simon. If you've never seen Graceland in concert, 1987, then I will bring it over and pin your eyes open with toothpicks and make you watch it three times in a row straight. It's that good.
But since you're already very cool, you've most likely seen it.