So here's the story:
I am signed up to run a 10K race on Sunday. I have not trained for this. This is why I need your help.
If you are sick, I need you tell me so that we may arrange a time for me to come by and lick your face. You've got germs. I need germs. I have a five dollar bill with the Spock face drawn on it. You totally need that, NERD.
Payment will be made upon successful germ transfer. I'm hoping to be bed ridden by Saturday evening. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
1 comment:
My Mom says there's a bad case of the 24-oz flu going around. I bet that could get you off the hook.
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