Sweet charity.

Last night, Lydia was going through the giant pile of stuff we were setting out to give to charity in the morning.

L: "Hey! Are you sure you want to give this skirt away? It's kind of awesome."

Me: "I don't know. I never really wear it."

L: "Why not?"

Me: "Well, it's kind of short."

L: "OMG. You should totally keep it. You are getting into wearing revealing clothes now. It's perfect."

Me: "WHAT? I'm into wearing revealing clothes? Why do you say that?"

L: "I read it. On your twitter. It always says stuff like 'This dress doesn't cover my butt.' and 'Hey, check out my cleavage.'"

Me: "Oh yeah... TOTALLY KEEPING IT."

And here I was, thinking nobody on the Internet was noticing my butt.