Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Good food, crazy times.

If you ever feel like you are in the mood for a Montreal Smoked Meat samich, you could go to Zako's Deli on Broadway.

If you ever feel like you want to have insane people make you a samich, you could also go to Zako's Deli on Broadway.

It was the most hilarious food ordering experience I have ever had in my life. The entire time, the dude was saying strange things to us... I don't even remember what the hell he was saying, but it took everything I had not to laugh out loud. I couldn't look at Craig because he was laughing too, and that would have made me laugh REALLY HARD and then the samich guy may have tried to kill me. You just never know with people these days.

There was also an issue with the girl that was helping. A customer noticed that they had left the phone out, so he went to hand them the phone back. Boy was THAT a mistake. He accidentally dropped it, and when he did that chick was pissed off. She gave him the most evil, hateful look I have ever seen. Which made me nervous and caused me to start laughing again. I was terrified that she was going to use her evil powers to break my femur, rupture my spleen and steal my soul. But I managed to keep it all in check. I am happy to report that we both made it out of there, injury free.

I was not aware of the fact that there was so much meat in a samich like that. But it's cool, cause now I probably have eaten my protein quota for the entire year. So I've got that going for me, which is nice. Despite the craziness of the restaurant, the samich was actually pretty good. So it wasn't all for nothing.

I just got made fun of because they don't think I do any work around here. BUT I DO. I do lots of it. I'm just so goddamn efficient that I often have pockets of spare time in which I use to blog. IS THAT SO WRONG? I think not. Especially since I'm pretty sure that there are peeps out there who sleep under their desks. It's not just George Costanza, kids. I'm talking about real actual people.

So, in conclusion, I would like to say the following: turns out I like smoked meat sandwiches, I wish I had a coffee right now, I like to eat lunch, I hear that people think the stuff I write is actually funny (which is exciting) and STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, BERNIE!

PS: We had a hilarious conversation at lunch about Platypus riding an electric bike. This is something I fear I will never live to see. Though I wish I would, because I think it would be truly amusing. So get on it, Platypus. Get thee to an electric bicycle shop!

















You could be best friends with this guy. You could wear a green jacket. I think his name is Jurgen. Think about it.

6 comments:

Fuck You Google said...

Excellent read! And a cool picture.

Lisa said...

I too love Montreal smoked meat sandwiches! But I'm in Montreal, where Schwartz's Hebrew Deli reigns supreme in the bizarre samwich service, a la Seinfeld's Soup Nazi!

Mink said...

It's "Sangwitch" you Morons.

sarah said...

Maybe to you, but I call it a samich.

You really have to learn to accept people's differences, Bernard.

platypus said...

You're both wrong...it's sammidge.
And you ain't had a smoked meat Sammidge til you had a Schwartz Smoked meat sammidge...with a giant, full sized pickle.

On the electronic bike thing...it has been discussed (well, the Mink discussed it and I sat there scowling), and it has been denied...vehemently denied.

Mink said...

I think it was the peddle assist thing that tainted the idea, he might actually have to do some work,"Sangwitch".