Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Money talks... but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk...

I don't know about you, but I would much rather be forever in blue jeans. But I can't. Because there is a dress code. (A lax one at that, but still no BLUE JEANS!) That is why I love casual Fridays. I might even write a song about it.


Today is unofficially Neil Diamond appreciation day. It looks like Platypus and I are the only ones celebrating, but that's okay! While we were listening to Love on the Rocks this morning I was thinking about how many times people have been brutally dumped and ended up stinking drunk with a glass in their hands listening to this song. They raise their glasses to the speaker, nod in agreement and shout out things like, "Yeah Neil! You and I both fucking know what it's like! WE KNOW!" By the middle of the song, I imagine they are crying a little bit. But then something happens. They snap out of it. And then they sing. They go for the big finish... and then they pass out. I bet this exact scenario has happened a million times over. And I love it.

Hmmm... I think I just made me some plans for Saturday night! (I know. The only thing more pathetic than getting dumped and drowning your sorrows in booze and Neil Diamond is pretending to get dumped and drowning your sorrows with booze and Neil Diamond.) Shut up. I know I don't have a boyfriend. HAHAHAHA!

Hey look! They are in love... and they are on the rocks... get it? GET IT???

So... Lance Bass is gay, huh? I, for one, did not see this coming. I mean... who could have possibly imagined? Even after that whole outer space thing...

At least there were no broken hearts as a result of this announcement. (OH COME ON! YOU KNOW HE WAS NOT THE CUTE ONE!) The craziest part about this story is not that he is gay... but how he managed to land such a hot boyfriend.

Also, I bought blueberries. They are not that good. Whatevs.

***EDIT***@ 3:20pm

Holy shit! I got so caught up in the whole "Lance Bass is gay" shocker that I completely missed the REAL story here:

Bass and Fatone, 29, are developing a sitcom pilot inspired by the screwball comedy The Odd Couple, in which his character will be gay.

WTF??? That's awesome! It's going to be the worst show EVER! Now THAT is a good story.


Anonymous said...

Can gay guys be hot to girls?
Does that mean you think it's hot when two guys are going at it?

Cause two chicks going at it is the uberhawt!

Weird. I'm more confused than ever...just not about my sexuality.
I'm full on hetero, save for that Neil Diamond moment. But who can deny Neil? WHO I ASK? WHO??!?!?!

sarah said...

Alright. Calm down. I will explain it to you.

Hot guys are just hot guys... doesn't matter if they are gay or straight. They are still nice to look at.

And no to the second question. I feel like I maybe don't want to have this conversation with you right now, since we are at work. WIERD.

And lastly, no one can say no to Neil. That is why he is the president of the universe. (Unofficially.)

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