Monday, July 10, 2006

Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here????

In the words of everyone's favourite principal, Mr. Belding, I ask that question. Two things have happened that have upset me enough to demand answers.

Item number 1: Why in the goddamn hell am I sick again?

  • Am I being punished for something?
  • Is this because I said a swear at my mom that one time?
  • This is completely not fair.
  • This is a load of horse crap.

Item number 2: Selling out is apparently more common than I thought.

Looks like your punk rock boyfriend, George Stroumbolopoulos (I can never spell that correctly) is going to be hosting an American show (which will be shown on the ceeb here in Canada as well) called "The One". It's a singing competition. Which is awesome. Because we totally don't even have enough of those yet. (I AM LYING. IT IS NOT AWESOME AT ALL.) I don't even want to think about how this is going to turn out. I will probably check it out anyways, just to see if he manages to keep his street cred intact. Because if he goes all Seacrest on me, I just don't think I can take it. *tear*

I feel like crud. My head kind of feels as though while I was sleeping a small group of well organized workers (each about 3mm tall) worked through the night to compeletely fill my head with thousands of cotton balls. That was actually a really good description of it. It totally feels like that. Good job with the forming of sentences, kid. Good show.

Ugh.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

2 comments:

sheldon said...

I knew it all along. First Rancid starts vouching for Good Charlotte and now this. Georgie-boy should have all of his Johnny Cash T-shirts taken away. "Strombo out."

sarah said...

Dude. I know. It's so upsetting. Though I imagine they are trying to make it more "Rock Star - INXS" and less "American Idol"... I still don't think I can handle it. The only reason that INXS business ever interested me is because a) that one Aussie guy was attractive, and
b) it was freaking INXS. (You can't deny the awesomeness of INXS circa KICK. You just can't.)

ANYWAYS... I am holding onto the hope that he will emerge from this televised disaster, dignity still somewhat intact.

PS: Nothing was more disturbing than when the Good Charlotte kid and Kelly freaking Osbourne showed up in the Rancid video. Did they really think we weren't going to notice?