Friday, July 28, 2006


This morning the Mink instructed me to write about something that would compel him to comment, because he really likes to comment.

It really threw me off. What the hell am I supposed to write about now? I don't know what will prompt discussion! I usually just write about the stupid crap that happens to me on a daily basis. But now I'm supposed to prompt conversation and discussion? I don't know if I can handle it. But as you know, my momma didn't raise no quitter. So I'll give it the old college try:

So... yeah... human cloning... is that shit crazy or WHAT?

PS: I hate hot sauce.


Anonymous said...

Oh it's on young lady, your right "your momma", lets talk about her for a minute. Your momma loves the hot sauce, ya know what I mean?...... on her Sangwitch.

Anonymous said...

I think...

sarah said...

Let's hear it for Platypus and Mink! Official spokes-duo for taking it down to the lowest common denominator!


Anonymous said...

Your mom likes my denominator.

sarah said...

I've tried really hard to come up with menacing phrases to use against you. Sadly, the best I have come up with is shaking my fist and saying, "I'll wang your chung!"

It was funny at the time, but I was drunk. So who can say for sure if it was actually hilarious or not.

So ummm... how about we go with... "I'll denominate your face." Or something like that. I give up. It's time to go home.