Monday, July 10, 2006

This, I know for sure.

This is what a toilet seat cover dispenser looks like. Can you see the tiny writing at the top? Sometimes, it says "Provided by the management - for your protection."

This is the thing that I know is true. No matter where you go in life, ass germs will always be a concern for the management.

I find it oddly comforting.


Anonymous said...

I can't be bothered with that crap. Who the hell cares about ass germs. Seriously, I'm much more concerned that there's always piss in front of urinals. I mean come on! It's a pretty big target and I don't want to walk in urine to take a leak; or alternatively stand 2 feet away to avoid the puddle on the floor. Ass germs be damned..I don't want pee on my shoes.

sarah said...

I'm telling you, it's a whole different world in the ladies room. The seat cover pretty much takes care of all concerns.

Perhaps for you lads, the management could offer some sort of solution for floor pee-ers? Like putting giant red targets in the center of the urinals... if you hit the middle you get 1000 points or something. Guys like getting points for things. It makes them feel important. THEREFORE, solving your problem with pee on the floor.