Thursday, April 27, 2006

Don't tell my Dad, but I need more shoes.

SO, the other day I was very excited about wearing my kung fu shoes. My coworker, Platypus, read the blog a day late and wanted me to wear them again. Since they are AWESOME, I had no problem with the request. So I totally wore them again today. They are super sweet.

Or at least I thought they were.

See, Platypus thought that I had ninja shoes, but I only have kung fu shoes. So we looked up ninja shoes on the interweb of lies, and I discovered that ninja shoes are TOTALLY AWESOME. Now I am trying way hard to work and concentrate, but all I can think about is how I don't have ninja shoes!!!

Here are some of the reasons that I need ninja shoes:

They would look super cute with 90% of my outfits.

They are very quiet.

I often wear all black. All black + ninja shoes = CRAZY TIMES.

I love sneaking up on people! Ninja shoes will help me do this!

Kung Fu shoes help me kick people in the face. That is awesome. Ninja shoes will help me secretly kill people with swords. That is awesomer.


Let me show you with pictures.

Lets say that, once I have my ninja shoes, this is me:

If I had those shoes, you know I could jump that high, bitches!

and THIS would be exactly what my esteemed coworker Platypus looks like:

Ha Ha! He looks like a dog's butt with sunglasses! (He chose this picture, btw.)

So NOW... imagine me kicking some Platypus butt, cause that's what would happen if I had my ninja shoes!!!!

I am totally getting ninja shoes.


Anonymous said...

I really don't think you want to kick that dog in the butt...erm...I mean kick my face. You would totally lose your Ninja shoes the the insidious brown stank hole that is, apparently, my mouth.

sarah said...

You are right. That is gross. Plus, anyone who knows me will tell you that I do not kick dogs. Especially in the butt/face.