Tuesday, April 11, 2006

An open letter to the internet.

Dear The Internet, (aka "Information Superhighway" aka "Interweb of Lies" etc...)

Please stop sending me pornographic emails. It's really inappropriate, considering that we do have a business relationship. Not to mention the fact that it's really very embarassing, especially when you are checking your email at work. I mean, that shit is MONITORED. Are you trying to get me FIRED???

Internet, I thought we were friends. Why do you insist upon acting in this manner? I don't like it one bit. May this letter serve as a warning to you, that if you don't stop it... I'll... well, I'll... get a new email address and you will have to wait for 3 months before you can track me down again. Which actually isn't a bad idea. Maybe I should do that anyways. Damn you!

I mean it, Internet. Stop it!

Your pal,


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The Internet is a prevert.