Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Have you ever seen an emo bunny cry?

I have. It crushed me. There are few things more touching in this world than emo bunnies crying. Don't believe me? See for yourself.

Now, I never much fancied myself as one of those "girly girls", mostly because I don't like wearing frou frou dresses and I am a total asshole, so I figured I was disqualified anyways. But it seems as though I might be a bit of one after all.

If you piss me off, sure I'll tear you a new one. But if you show me a picture of a cute puppy I'm all "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!" And men crying? FORGET IT. There is nothing worse than seeing boys cry. That's just too goddamn much to handle. And don't even get me started on babies with squishy faces.

This is just proof of all vicious stereotypes about women. Deep down, we are all schmoopy idiots. And it makes me want to vomit. SO, here is a pictoral summary of how I feel about the schmoopiness:

This man is crying. Apparently he did not get the memo: THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! Idiot. I hate you because if I saw you cry for reals, you would make me cry. Jerk.

This is mostly just to save face. Cause I actually kind of enjoy babies... for like 30 seconds when I see them. Then I get pissed off again. I mean, where do they get off, being so cute?

Oh crap. I just can't EVER be mad at puppies! (This is my actual dog, Dee Dee Ramone. HOW FUCKING CUTE IS SHE? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.)

SO BASICALLY... I am in some sort of weird paradox where I hate being stupidly emotional, yet I am... and now I hate paradoxes. I think. Screw you!


Anonymous said...

Yup schmoopy idiots...the lot of ya.

sarah said...

It disappoints me that I can't argue with you on this one, Platypus. Mostly because I always win. And winning is awesome. *sigh*

Anonymous said...

Dee Dee is MINE.

sarah said...

NO SHE IS NOT. Jerk. I'm telling mom.