Monday, June 19, 2006

I'm like... a machine that manufactures catchphrases. For serious.

Here are some of the best things I have heard people say today (note that most of them are from me. I think I am hilarious.):

"I'm just going to play dumb..." - anon. (This one only makes sense to 2 people in the whole world.)

"Passive-aggresiveness is so hot right now." - me

"Dear chocolate, I think you are one of the most overrated foods ever. You are like the U2 of food." - Dave

"It's official - coffee goes well with sandwiches." - me

"Fact: Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated." - Dave

"I'm so mellow, Donovan is goddamn jealous of me." - me

That is all.

1 comment:

sarah said...

Yo dude!

Oddly enough, I do know a bit about Mott the Hoople. I don't know why I do, but I do. They are a glam rock band from the 70's... they sang that song "All the Young Dudes" (which was actually written by David Bowie). I'm pretty sure that was the only hit song they ever had. It's a pretty good song though. I like it.

Ummm...I assume they are British... that's kind of all I know about them. I hope that helps!