Monday, June 12, 2006

Some people say...

... that maybe you should not wear shorts when you have a giant mondo totally gnarly bruise on your calf.

I say: screw you! My legs are hot and I'm doing it anyways!

I have no idea where the bruise came from. But it looks pretty friggin' harsh, so it must have hurt when it happened. Perhaps I blocked it from memory as a coping mechanism... or maybe I just really need to learn how to not be a spaz.

Hence why I felt the Mr. T instructional video about "recoupin" was entirely necessary. If you have not yet watched it, you should really do so. It will help you so much in life, I can't even tell you.

In fact, I tried to recoup on Friday, when I was getting a giant case of beer out of a cooler at the beer store and squished my finger. I nearly managed to convince Dave that I could actually cry on command. It would have totally worked if I had not kept saying "owwweeeeeee!" Lesson learned.

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