Willy Wonka - Menace to society.

Is it possible to fall into a chocolate-induced coma? I'm starting to worry. Since the birthday, I have consumed insane amounts of the stuff. Including today. And now I feel like I'm going to fall over and sleep for 10 years, not even noticing when the janitor kicks me out of the way so he can get to the stupid garbage can.

But I still do like chocolate. Mmmmm. Smarties.

They are sitting on my desk right now. Within arms reach. And they are driving me mad.

Let's face it. I will likely eat the entire box before bedtime. Shame on me.

Hey! I have a story to share with you!

My phone rang. I answered it. Here is the short conversation:

ME: "Yo."
THEM: "Are you listening to the radio today?"
ME: "Nope. Why?"
THEM: "Turn it on."
ME: "Why?"
THEM: "There's no time to waste! You are missing Peter Cetera!"
ME: "WHAT??? Thanks for the tip! I'm on it!"

THE RADIO: "After all that we've been throooooogh... I will make it up to youuuuuuuu..."

ME: "Awwwwww yeeeeeahhhh."