Sunday, May 07, 2006

I will be your accident if you will be my ambulance.

Yo. I went to the TV On The Radio show last night. Got to Richard's just before 10:00pm, which WOULD HAVE BEEN TOTALLY THE RIGHT TIME TO GET THERE HAD THEY NOT MOVED THE SHOW TO THE FUCKING PLAZA CLUB AND MADE IT AN EARLY SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It's a good thing I'm so fucking mellow, cause I seriously wanted to kill someone.

At least we got there in time to see the last HALF AN HOUR OF THE SHOW.

At least I got to hear them play my 2 fave songs ever.

At least I didn't get arrested for inciting a riot.

At least I saw this:

This is Tunde from TV On The Radio. He is one sexy beast. He gets 10,000 points. You get none.

I hate you, Richard's on Richards. Fuck you in your stupid face. I totally want to punch Richard's on Richards in the fucking troat. (I know I spelled "throat" wrong. You have to say it like "troat" or it is not as menacing.)

They better come back soon. And when they do, I am getting there at 7am. Even if the show starts at 9pm.

Concert promoters. Those stupid fuckers.


I just left this as a comment on Lydia's blog, but I thought it would work well to be read with this one too. READ IT, BITCHES!

I am still super pissed about missing HALF THE GODDAMN SHOW.

These are the things that made the situation slightly better:
a) they were playing "Young Liars" when we walked in, which is one of my fave songs ever.
b) They also played "Staring at the Sun" which is perhaps the SEXIEST SONG EVER.
c) Then they played Ambulance which is also dripping with the SEXINESS.
d) Tunde is so motherfucking HOT it blew my mind a little. I have been waiting for years to see that man in person, and it was well worth the wait. He is super sexy times a million!
e) I love white boy beatboxing. There was some of that. I loved it.

The End.


Dave said...

Thank you for inviting me to share in the disappointment. It was super.
You know who is a great band?
Air Supply. Air Supply is great.
I am listening to "All Out of Love" and crying a little bit. It is so heart-felt and emotional. The only problem is: I don't know if this is a guy singing or a lady.
That makes me feel pretty weird.
I think that today is the day I Pandora Air Supply.
...Award for least heterosexual statement made on the interent goes to....


sarah said...

Hey Dave,

Congratulations on you award! That is super awesome! I mean, the internet is HUGE, so for your statement to be recognized for being the least heterosexual statement made on the WHOLE ENTIRE INTERNET is no small feat, my friend. Way to go, champ!