Monday, May 15, 2006

Sarah's Hawaiian Vacation - Imaginary Style!

So, it looks like it's that time of year again. When everyone starts taking their sweet vacations. EVERYONE EXCEPT ME.

That's right, kids. As the new kid in town I am not entitled to vacation time. So, I must stay here and work away like the brave little soldier I am... while everyone else just... hangs out.

That is total bullshit.

I want to go on a vacation! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!

Mind you, even if I did have actual paid vacation time, it's not like I could afford to go anywhere. But that is not the point. The point is that I would be on VACATION.

There are plenty of things I could do with some time off, even if I just stayed here. Wonderful things like:

Hang out with this guy - we could save the environment together.

I love the David Suzuki. I saw him on Saturday. He almost made me cry. Such a lovely man. We could have fun collecting insects and protesting against things.

OR... I could wear a stupid looking hat.

This hat is awesome! Not only does it protect you from the harsh rays of the sun, but it also protects you from Alien Spaceship Mind-Controlling Laserbeams! Only $19.95 from K-TEL! Act now and we will throw in a pair of BluBlockers...FREE! That's right... FREE!

OR... I could hang out with super cool party people:

By some super-strange coincidence, all these guys have the same name - Chachi.

SO... I've decided that I will not miss out on all this vacation action. I'm taking a mental vacation. For the next 2 weeks do not expect anything to be done in a timely fashion.

In the meantime, if you need me I'll be on the patio at Milestone's drinking a shitty margerita and taking pictures of passerby with my abnormally huge camera. I'll bring back souvenirs!


Anonymous said...

Haha sucker! I am totally taking vacation, and you're not! Have fun with the Skippy in my absence...slacker!

sarah said...


Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry?

You know what you can do with your stupid vacation...

If you keep this up, you are totally not invited to my vacation at Milestone's. Trust me... you'll be sorry!