Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Oh minor inconveniences, how you plague me!

There are a few things that are currently causing me grief. I will share them with you now.

1) I can't find my nail kit. I need the damn thing because I need to give myself a pedicure AND I must also give myself a manicure due to an unfortunate incident which caused a nail to break. It looks rediculous. But I can't find the damn thing and it is pissing me off to no end. WHERE ARE YOU, ELUSIVE NAIL CLIPPERS??? WHERE ARE YOU???????????????????????

2) The cats are freaking me out. Mostly because I keep worrying about doing something horribly wrong. I am still alive, and I attribute this to not allowing myself to fall asleep on the couch. One of them already tried to suck my breath, but I fought back by waving my arms around and making loud noises. I think she was sufficiently frightened by my actions.

3) I don't want to buy perishable food items any longer. I can't use my veggies fast enough and I keep having to throw them out. What a piss off. If the hoboes can live off of non-perishables, why the hell can't I?

4) I need to go grocery shopping. But I do not want to. Wah.

5) Everything is boring. My homies are gone at work, and my actual homie at home is gone. This means that when I go home I end up talking to no one. Just myself. It is irritating. I need to get out more. Please help me do this.

6) I hate cleaning. But seriously, who actually likes that shit???

7) I look kind of cute today. My hair is good. But you can't see it, can you? NO YOU CAN'T. If YOU can't see it, then what's the point?

That's it for now. I'm going to think about which of the slang terms and pet names that are currently in my vocabulary are actually work-appropriate. Probably not a lot of them, lover. *wink*


Lydia said...

You're worried about doing something wrong that would kill the cats, or result in them killing you? I promise they will not kill you. As for the perishables problem, I suggest frozen or less delicate fruit and veg. Or maybe a note to self on the fridge?

sarah said...

Both, actually. I fear that we are in a silent war.

Neko stayed outside ALL DAY and didn't bother to come back inside until way late at night. That jerk.

You will be happy to know that it is possible fo Opi and the cats to peacefully coexist... but only if Opi is way tired and is having a nap.