Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Me + work project on computer = no good.

So you may have guessed that I have a work project to do that involves working on a computer. You might just re-invent the wheel if you keep this up, gumshoe! I can't wait to see what you come up with next. It will be delicious, I'm sure.

ANYWAYS, so I'm doing this project which requires me to spend hours upon hours fussing at my computer. I like computers a little bit, so this is not the issue. The issue is that somewhere in between the 1.5- 2 hour mark, my eyes glaze over and start to water. It's like someone is standing in front of me with one of those swirly things on a stick and they are trying to hypnotize me so I can sabotage the Monkees big show tonight.

Doooooooo itttt... you hate the Monkeeeeezzzz...

OR it is also possibly like there are magnets behind my eyes and there are ALSO magnets in the computer screen and the magnetic force between the two is sucking me in.

OR it could also be that my computer screen is much like the incredible invention known as the "Suck-Cut" and is sucking my will to live.

I think it might be that last one, actually.

Sadly, this will not solve any of my problems. Would it help you? What about if she was in a meadow?

I need to: a) stop yawning, b) stop staring, c) start blinking.

Oh lord. Even if I work way fast, it will still take forever.

I have to fight it. Those Monkees are a talented bunch of kids, and I'll be damned if I let YOU use ME to ruin them forever!

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