Tuesday, May 16, 2006

You know what I love?

That I am listening to N.W.A. at work. That is three kinds of awesome. Though, keep in mind it was a tame one by N.W.A. standards. (Express Yourself... as opposed to something slightly more offensive... like say... "(blankety-blank) the Police".) Though I am straight outta Compton, so it would make sense for me to agree with their viewpoints.

Speaking of Compton, I am finalizing the plans for my ghetto vacation. I will be traveling to the Caribbean where I will be staying at the marvelously bright and breezy Casa de Sarah. (aka: opening the windows and door at my house.) It has a hot tub (bathtub) pool (bucket of water to stick my feet in) and cable television (but only up to channel 28, goddamn basic cable!).

This is the Caribbean. Pretty nice, huh? They serve Bud Light there? Good to know...

It is here that I will be able to sample the local delicacies (frozen crap from the grocery store... I'm not cooking on my vacation, fool!) and take in the sights and sounds of the local culture (picture of the beach on my screensaver and cd of steel drum music borrowed from my Grandma).

The Caribbean is going to be awesome. You are totally jealous. If you are interested in joining me, you can do so for the low, low price of $29.95. Cash only, fools.

You'll never see prices this low EVER AGAIN. I think it is well worth the price, especially since you get to hang out with ME. Boo-ya!

See you in the Caribbean, bitches!

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