Monday, May 01, 2006

This just in...

A lady at work just walked into the supply room and dropped something. There was a loud crash which was immediately followed up with her yelling, "OH PICKLEBUM!"

I have never heard anyone say "picklebum" before. I kinda like it. I hope she says it again. Even if I have to facilitate it... by means of evil trickery. In the meantime, let's practice using this fantastic new catch phrase!

Scenario 1:

You are walking down the street. Your shoelace is untied. You step on it, causing you to stumble. Now you have to stop and tie the darn thing up. How annoying. What do you say?

"OH PICKLEBUM!"

That was delightful! Let's try another one:

You are walking down the corridor at work. You are carrying a large stack of papers. Suddenly, you sneeze with tremendous force, causing your arms to flail about. Now you have dropped all your papers, you silly fool. What do you say?

"OH PICKLEBUM!!"



















Holy crap! That dude just spilled his milk! I bet I know what he's thinking right now... OH PICKLEBUM!!!


Oh golly, how fun that is to say! A true linguistic delight. It will become the new catch phrase of the masses. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that "OH PICKLEBUM!" is likely to become the "Gosh darnit!" of the 21st century. That's right. I said it.


So practice up kids, or you will fall behind! Stay cool and stay in school.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That reminds me of somthing... Wet brained binker was it?

sarah said...

HA! WET BRAINED BINKER!! I had forgotten all about that one.

Oh TBS Superstation, how I miss your rediculous methods of censorship!

But when we get full cable, it is so ON.

Dave said...

In the Big Lebowski, Walter says "DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!"
remember that?

In the tv edit they have changed it to "DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!"

I thought the Big Lebowski was pretty funny. BUT THAT IS BECAUSE I WATCHED THE TV EDIT!
HA!

DISS!

In truth the Big Lebowski is one of the greatest films in the history of mankind. But this story makes me want to you yell:
"I'M GOING TO FIND YOU IN THE ALPS!"
That should scare some fuckers off.